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If you were dictator, what would be the first policy you enact?

I’d shoot anybody who doesn’t use their turn signal
xixgun · M Best Comment
Any news organizations shown to be reporting untruths will lose their company
That’s actually a really interesting policy. @xixgun
xixgun · M
@NoThankYou I have my moments.

The media loves to scream about the rights and protections afforded a "free press"; well, what they're forgetting is that to be a PRESS, they have to be reporting FACTS. Opinions, innuendo, and outright falsehoods are NOT protected under the First Amendment as it applies to a Free Press.

My first line of business... Pick a country like Syria that is a hot bed for terrorism, nuke them into a Wal Mart parking lot without warning, then issue a global statement that if anyone has a complaint, they can be next.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@PrivateHell We'd have to have a more in-depth conversation for me to ascertain whether that's true or not, but on the surface, it sounds like you're describing what's known as paleoconservatism. As opposed to neoconservatism.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout No you don't get to "amen" him. You've argued till you're blue in the face to justify the invasions of both Iraq and Afghanistan, the arming of Saudi Arabia, the illegal occupation of the Gaza by Israel, American involvement in Syria and the sale of illegal weapons to jihadist groups, defended the Yemeni genocide, supported to the unconstitutional drone bombing campaigns in Pakistan, Libya, Niger, and Somalia, and have repeatedly berated those who discourage armed invasion of Venezuela. You're not allowed to "amen" someone who just proclaimed they aren't a warmonger.
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I can get behind this @Overwatch6
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muffinman · 61-69, M
i'd shoot all the two-footed drivers. 😏
Lol shoot one of their feet 😂@muffinman
muffinman · 61-69, M
@NoThankYou ahahah … cracked me up.
CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M
Mayonnaise to be outlawed
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
Speed bumps would be mandated to be comfortable to drive over at the speeds for which the road is marked
lol Some speed bumps make me feel like I’m on a roller coaster. Even when I’m going super slow >.> @Zaphod42
JimboUk · 31-35, M
Proportional representation, I am one strange kinda dictator lol
Lol weird flex, but okay 😂@JimboUk
JimboUk · 31-35, M
@NoThankYou I'm that dictator people vote for 😄
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
Call all people to take down by force my dictatorship and any other one.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
SW-User
Force everyone to stop wearing socks with those nike sandals.
Lmfao 😂 @SW-User
midnightsun · 26-30, M
I would kill anyone who debates about politics and ideas.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
All Redwings fans will be executed.
Let’s play it safe here and just get rid of the whole state of Michigan @BlueMetalChick
Eternity · 26-30, M
No more political parties. Forcibly disband and illegalize. That's pretty much it. They would have to figure out a new non partisan system for electing officials but what the fuck ever.

If we can figure out space travel then we can figure that shit out too; it's not rocket science it's just logistics.
LyricalOne · F
Build a wall around Trump.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
All child molesters to be in the general prison population.
Id burn rapist alive

And put scammers in workcamps
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
Every one has to do jazz hands. Daily
SW-User
Topless Tuesdays.

 
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