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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Absolutely! Of course I don't have any kids...
Dan193 · 26-30, M
@HoraceGreenley You could get one of those bald sphynx cats and call it your baby
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@Dan193 You have a deal!
Davin · 36-40, M
Before or after he's born?
xixgun · M
Not unless I changed the cat's name to Dan193, no.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
I can’t help but feel the kid should get a cut? $$
Dan193 · 26-30, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout it could go towards his college
gummybears · F
Money first 😎
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... sure.
and afterwards you find out I has no kids.
🤔
and afterwards you find out I has no kids.
🤔
LadyGemini · F
For $10,000? Hell yeah
SW-User
Not a chance.
SW-User
Nope!
SW-User
NO
Steve42 · 56-60, M
no
approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M
I'd tattoo it on me for $1.99
wackidywack · 22-25
FUCK NO DAN