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ProdigalSummer · F
Leave them a little note that says "silence is golden. Duct tape is silver"
"Super glue is permanent"
ProdigalSummer · F
@jetpack that's the second note
HannahSky · F
Sounds justified
Just shank him with a shiv made of rolled paper and sharpened paper clips. Right in the neck. That should end that signing career
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
No, but use a garrote to strangle them. Less dry cleaning.