Would you stop staring at me like that?

Maybe when you stop tryin to rape my bagel you're getting cream cheese everywhere!!

That's just my bookshelve, not me

Have you been taking lessons from my sister-in-law? That's exactly what she tells my brother's dog when he looks for longer than a few minutes. Neither my brother nor I can make her understand this is how all dogs say, "I love you". I grew up with dogs and realize this.So did my brother.

What are you going to do about it?

👀 Your just so hawt...

Well... you are a dog with shades on 🤷‍♂️

You're too handsome! 🙈

I can’t stop 🤷🏻‍♀️