If you were challenged to out drink or out smoke somebody in order to end up winning over a girl/guy over

just call me Cheech Hemingway..

Not a chance. I HATE smoking! I also don't like to lose control so drinking too much and any drugs are OUT! You tell me I have to be faster or stronger, I'm in!

fuck that noise. I mean I'd win like always but pointless.

It wouldn't be a challenge since I already do that.

All I do is win

Screw that