Im going to kill myself. Im sick as hell i coughed so hard i urinated in my pants and im stuck closing and nobody can come in

Wash the pants, making the water go further. It will look like you spilled something on them. Hang in there plenty of us on here are with you in spirit.

You need a hand blow dryer

It's alright.. no one will notice, and if they do, just say you splashed youself. It don't take too long to dry. Buck up my friend, you're alright. =)

You need to take off the pants and wet it all then drain or ring out the water so now your wet pants just look wet and not peed in one spot.

🤣 I send you my support but also some laughs

oh no.. sorry mate😓 *fans your "area"* this is all I got

Do you have an apron to cover it?

[c=#008099]Try shitting yourself while you're at it and nobody will notice that you pissed your pants. Works for me.[/c]