I think the first person who ever stuffed a chicken inside a duck and shoved that into a turkey..

I've got that person on my assassination list in case I ever get my hands on a time machine.

Was probably the farthest anyone could be from a vegetarian.

Haven't seen it yet but for sure gonna throw a rock at it when I do.

For sure.

https://similarworlds.com/815045-I-Say-Happy-Thanksgiving/412416-All-My-Childhood-Thanksgivings-Were-wonderful-even