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TJNewton · M
@SW-User A joke is like sex Neither is any good if you don't get it.
TJNewton · M
@SW-User I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind : So he gave me a kite.
texasdaddydom · 51-55, M
@TJNewton so you are saying your joke sucks I agree
TJNewton · M
@texasdaddydom Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
texasdaddydom · 51-55, M
@TJNewton and some people think they are far more clever than the really are
TJNewton · M
@texasdaddydom The star attraction at my local aquarium has just been repossessed. It turned out to be a loan shark
texasdaddydom · 51-55, M
@TJNewton I rest my case.
TJNewton · M
@texasdaddydom Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?, cos he was so far out man!
texasdaddydom · 51-55, M
@TJNewton you remind me of Fozzy Bear without the lovable personality
TJNewton · M
@texasdaddydom Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he hasn't been back. it can't have been that good.
texasdaddydom · 51-55, M
sigh @TJNewton
TJNewton · M
@texasdaddydom Whats the difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this planet.
texasdaddydom · 51-55, M
SW-User
@TJNewton Why do I keep reading them...
TJNewton · M
@SW-User 🤔