I've accessed my stash of pain pills.

For a legit complaint.
I need someone to rub my head and make the coffee. In return you can choose the movies AND hold the remote control, help yourself to cold beer and leftover Chinese food, play with the cats and snuggle with us on the (very comfortable) couch. And maybe if there's a few of you we'll play Cards Against Humanity.
It's all good at my place.