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Lostpoet · M
Am I meeting the king?
AlasPoorYorick · 51-55, M
Sounds like a neckbeard’s sad attempts to impress his “milady.”
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
If it's somebody I am trying to get with
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Only if I'm wearing my sword
I'm not at their service though
SW-User
Nah.
lipstickguy · 61-69, M
NEVER
SW-User
Fuck no
User41 · 36-40, M
Ha!