If you were running for office, what would your "honest" campaign slogan be?

"Don't think about what your country can do for you, think about what you can all do for meeee!"

"If the libs didn't like Trump, they are going to F'ing hate me!"

All I have to do is please 51% of you all to get re-elected again in 4 years time.

That's honest.

"I will tell others to fuck themself, so you don't have too"

I want to be president mother fuckers

I am your god, thou shalt have no others before me.

“I only work half days”

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