You're walking one day when you get trapped by these witches. How do you escape?

I pass the blunt

Say "Excuse me, but someone's towing a Forester with a Coexist bumper sticker," and when a few of them break the circle to run off, I'd walk away in the other direction.

They look like normal people with coloured hair or is it a wig?

Say 'excuse me'. If they dont let me pass Ill kick them in their balls.

I tell them its ma'am repeatedly until they give up