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I'm getting this installed outside my bedroom door

It will more efficiently sort my male visitors.

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GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M

You've just invented a million dollar idea

🤣 LOL

SW-User

What is it for? Testing my pulse?

BigHeadScience · 41-45, F

@SW-User It will log your girthiness so that I may maximize my orifice space.

SW-User

@BigHeadScience Love that answer :)

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

Is there a female equivalent?

BigHeadScience · 41-45, F

@Harriet03 Probably a boob scale lmao

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@BigHeadScience I've got my own "scanner"!

Will I get my penis back

BigHeadScience · 41-45, F

@Nunlover YEs we have a penis back guarantee

@BigHeadScience I've stuck it in worse

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