How many farts do you usually release each day?

All of them. They have rights too ya know. 😢

1.5 million you know the average

I release as many as I can discreetly. I have misjudged farts on occasions and accidentally filled my pants.

I keep a very accurate count in my daily fart book. As it turns out I average 18 farts on Monday, Tuesday , Wednesday and Friday. I fart 39 times on Friday (I eat beans on Thursday nights). On the weekends it varies from 16 to 20. Oddly on Sunday's the count is higher than Saturday's. Thanks for asking.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

As uncountable as the sand in the desert and the stars in the sky

I’m just a fart factory

it depends on eating😁😁😁😁😁

Alot.

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