What would you change your name to if you could?

Gun Death. No one wants to hear, "There's a Mr. Death waiting in your office."
I would [b][i]never[/i][/b] get audited.

I actually did. I went from Earl to astro

No clue, I like my current first name.

Maybe Dimitri. 🤔

Aaron Dworsky, so I'd have it easier in life.

Only my last name.

Nothing at all I like my name

Molly Percocet

Probably Shadow.

Crabsurf

two3seven

Jessica

Puny

GOD!!!