Do you have a dad bod?

i am a dad, i have a bod. so, that makes it automatic, correct?? LOL

Yep! Even a few stray hairs on my back, lol

In my basement. I’m feeling guilty about it 😒

Yes, unfortunately. And I’m not even a dad.

idk but nipples are hairy

Oh hell yes 👍

Yus 😌

A bit..? I mean im more of a teen but im rocking the beer belly.