Would you be surprised if you saw me on the news one day for murder?

id expect to see u on the news for attempted murder. id be shocked if u could actually pull it off.

"The Sacred One commits murder!" Yeah, I'd be pretty surprised.

Naw you'd fuck it up

Probably not. Are you from the US of God Land?

very.. unless its a mass shooting.. youre not famous enough..

No, I suspect you have already got away with one or two of those.

then we could be penpals

I wouldn't know it's you

How would i know