Y'all ready for this conspiracy theory about lawyers?

And importantly, you need to leave a glass of milk out by the doorstep for your lawyer or they'll kill your pig.

Yes, everyone loves to bash lawyers (and doctors)....until they need one.

Attorneys are necessary because attorneys exist, and the opposing side will have one, so you'd better. Attorneys chiefly read law, not because it's a beautiful story, but to identify the areas where it doesn't actually say what it looks like it says, doesn't mean what it sounds like it means..

When it does say what it looks like it says, they then ferret out a judge or two who at some point in time ruled that it didn't really say that.

There should be at least one more acceptable answer to 'How do you plead?' In addition to "Guilty" and "Not Guilty"
we should add, "Dunno yet. Ask my lawyer."

How is their iron tolerance? And are they obsessive counters? also who is Oberon?

Does that mean silver bullets will work on them?

um i was with you, all true all real

untill you slandered my family there at the end

Iron weaponry is also quite effective at killing them. You may be onto something.

No interest in conventional mortality, more focused on deals and debts owed.

I think you just wrote a screenplay

Lawyers suck, untill you need one.

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