Do you pride yourself on being the resident workplace freak?

That's my job. I wear the sash and crown. I always interject with a strange comment or a weird story. I can't help it. I binge on my weirdness and then I purge it up all like word vomit and everyone must listen. I talk to myself a lot. You can count on me to turn something completely innocent into something far from it. Someone could make a silly rhyme up and compare themselves to Dr.Seuss. Then I come along and say, "hey wouldn't it be funny if there was an adult version of Dr.Seuss?" "You know life ain't funion I got a bunion." "I got an UTI I have bladder seepage but at least I ain't you with anal leakage."

Leave it to me to always steer everyone onto the path of debauchery.