What is Amazon trying to say?🤔

@SW-User I’m not saying the cat doesn’t like it
Just kinda strange

@JRVanguard It is very strange. But then, Bezos is strange.

@SW-User That he is
He really is

@DarlingSelah I have one now(but the batteries died) that had an opaque center but with three different color lights that spun around

@JRVanguard how cool.

@DarlingSelah I miss when it worked😢

@Jackaloftheazuresand Naw that’s just fake news
Plants need electrolytes to grow
So I pour Gatorade on them

@JRVanguard No no no, You drink the gatorade so your body uses the electrolytes first then you pee on them

@Jackaloftheazuresand Oh that makes sense
I was using that for Jellyfish stings

@Mamapolo2016 I remember in Psych class that umbrellas represented penises in dreams
As did pretty much everything

@JRVanguard Yes. And if they didn't, they represented the disappointment of women for not being fully equipped. (Freud was clueless, but he admitted as much.)

@Mamapolo2016 Yeah that was a fun part of psych class, finding out how wrong so much of what he said was

@xRedx Thank you!

@JRVanguard sure, don't mention it 👍

@xRedx 😁👍

@SW-User Algorithms are easy to make but hard to perfect I guess😅

@SW-User Coincidentally I was trying to find purple pens

@BatRinseRepeat I was hoping “pen glowing” would be a secret code to the secret stash

@JRVanguard

Try eBay.

But don't bid on anything used .

@BatRinseRepeat I always get sniped on there
It’s probably Amazon making sure I don’t find out there’s more

@SW-User I’ve never actually seen them advertised outside of shady ads on porn sites

@JRVanguard oh, maybe that's where I've heard it. Lol

@SW-User I saw a similar ad once for hair growth
But it was the guy from the Big Bang theory poorly photo shopped on
I don’t know who’s falling for those ads

@KaysHealingPath Maybe it just came out wrong
Like when you say someone looks nice today and they get upset because they take that as they don’t look nice every day
I forgive Amazon
I’m sure they meant it nicely

@JRVanguard you’re such a kind person 🤗 amazon makes mistakes too ☺️

@KaysHealingPath 🤗

@DarlingSelah But the only thing I want to buy is pens and I’m disappointed by their selection

@Ecarlate I’m trying to buy pens and they have to insult my penis or sexuality or something
I’m not positive why I’m offended
But I am!

@JRVanguard 😂😂

@Ecarlate *Sues Amazon for libel*
*Loses*

@GJOFJ3 It hasn’t worked yet
I’ll give it another day before I demand a refund

@Fungirlmmm I just wanted to buy my GF a pen and they’re profiling me😣

@Spoiledbrat 😅

@MethDozer Ooh like those little dinosaur tablets I had growing up😋