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What job would be best for you in a circus?

ButterFly2023 · 18-21, M
I can crack stock whips pretty good.
ButterFly2023 · 18-21, M
Nope. I can stilt walk too. I'm arguably a freak.
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@ButterFly2023 Not a freak. An artist! 😁
ButterFly2023 · 18-21, M
Fine line there : ) . LOL .
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selling popcorn 🍿
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@Mordi good thing i pickpicketed you before you left
Mordi · 31-35, M
Noooooooooh! Not my moneys!
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@SW-User Wise choice lol
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
Lots of people think I'm lying when I say this but I actually DID work in a circus for a short time, when I lived in Moldova. I was the hawker, the person who stands outside the tent and yells "Step right up, folks! See the most amazing show of the decade!" and whatnot.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@SW-User He and I were separated long before I left Yemen, he wound up in Qatar, and from there managed to locate his brother, Paul, and his mom, MJ, who were living in Chicago. When I was 15, he contacted me through international mail (I was in South Korea at the time) and had me brought to America.
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@BlueMetalChick I have something many questions rushing through my mind lol but I gotta doze off now since it’s 5:22 in the morning 😂 I hope we can continue this conversation soon!
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@SW-User No worries, comrade. We'll talk soon 💙
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Anything but a clown 🤡
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@SW-User 😂 I think female clowns are less scary than the male ones
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Thanos · 31-35, M
@SW-User you can be harley Quinn
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
You know after the parade goes through... That guy with the broom?
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@ozgirl512 Good 😆
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
@SW-User you win b😘
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@ozgirl512 😘
caccoon · 36-40
I'll be the dirty carnie that greases the ferris wheel.
emptysoul44 · 41-45, M
@caccoon you don't have too. You won the selfie contest. You can be the sexy girl who introduces the acts
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@caccoon Lol!!! I can’t imagine you doing that job
emptysoul44 · 41-45, M
@SW-User carnies are dirty and scroungy though. I've driven around the carnival when they were setting up
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I'll sell some tickets. Someone has to deal with the public.
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@SW-User Yeah because you’ve been counting money all night 😆
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@SW-User Shit, you're right. I forgot about that...
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@SW-User Lol
whateverhappens · 26-30, F
security ... im too lazy to do all that.. to lazy to stand too but, id do it
whateverhappens · 26-30, F
@SW-User yea but any animals get loose thats the day i quit
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@whateverhappens Lmao you could be the ticket seller 😆
whateverhappens · 26-30, F
@SW-User sounds much better!!
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@hahaheheuhhaha Best clowns ever lol
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@SW-User Like Stewie Griffin when they were asking the Canadian truck driver if he works for Triple A, and he doesn't know what that is, so Stewie says "You know, AAA?" and the guy says "Oh yeah, I just came from AA, ey?" as in, he just came from Alcoholics Anonymous 😂
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@BlueMetalChick 😂 That’s plain hilarious! Stewie should’ve separated the A’s instead of saying them in a long single vowel
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The trapeze for me.
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@SW-User Sounds like a wonderful business plan. I hope you would let me in for free 😏😆
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@SW-User For sure! I'd name a zipline run after you... we'd call it, The Alex Decent of Awesomeness and people would queue for miles just to try it.. and there's a certificate and free pizza for those who complete it 🍕 😋

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@SW-User Lol There'd better be a good story behind the name 😆
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😬 I do trust you, but knows how much I can annoy you. Have to take the risk that deep down you love me more than I annoy you. 😳
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AH ! I’m not saying, you’ll figure it out 😬@SapphicHeart
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I will take the risk with you. I love you and will show I trust you, even when I know I just did annoy you. 😳
CoffeeFirst · 56-60, F
Cute girl assistant to the dog trainer who walks around gracefully and then holds her arms out and smiles during the "ta da" moment.
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@CoffeeFirst I'll pass, I'm in the wrong body shape for that 😂
CoffeeFirst · 56-60, F
@SW-User You only have to love dogs 🐕
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@CoffeeFirst Only from a distance lol
Dusty101 · F
Tight rope walker
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@Dusty101 That's one of my favorite acts in the circus
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@SW-User 😂😂
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@SW-User 😂
Allelse · 36-40, M
I'm good with animals! I could be a lion tamer maybe. I like cats
Allelse · 36-40, M
@SW-User Awwww! so just a regular sized kitten.
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@Allelse Meow! 😸
Allelse · 36-40, M
@SW-User Hehehe! Cutie!! You'd get a scratch under the chin and a bowl of milk.
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
Mimicry of filmstars! 😂because i can't handle lion and tiger or elephant lol
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
@SW-User which one you can do?
I think i can do more others job too!
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@AngelKrish I'd do trapeze. It looks fun to me
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
@SW-User Great! 😊aahaaan
PlumBerries · 31-35, F
[c=#7700B2]cleaning all the elephant poo up after everyone has left[/c]
PlumBerries · 31-35, F
[c=#7700B2]yeah im sure it is but someone has to get their hands dirty in the circus lol[/c]
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@PlumBerries It's a nasty job but the people who do it get paid pretty well, actually.
PlumBerries · 31-35, F
[c=#7700B2]i would rather clean that stuff up daily compared to having to perform in front of a crowd[/c]
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
I Go Back in Time To 1967 The Circus
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@SW-User Oh Yeah😉
AbbySvenz · F
... what about chicks from the front?
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@AbbySvenz There Hot
MtnManJohn · 56-60, M
Working in the freak show.
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@MtnManJohn Take it to the next level and scare the adults off! Lol
MtnManJohn · 56-60, M
@SW-User I could do that! Except I would probably be out of a job afterwards.
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@MtnManJohn Oh they’d love you lol
emptysoul44 · 41-45, M
Dude that feeds the animals
AbbySvenz · F
@SW-User lunch?
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@AbbySvenz Lmao funny
emptysoul44 · 41-45, M
@AbbySvenz there's probably a training program
Mordi · 31-35, M
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@Mordi The circus is no safe place 😌
Mordi · 31-35, M
👋☹🔫⚰
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@Mordi 🎊🎉😆
Thanos · 31-35, M
I'd be the net who keeps everyone from falling 😇
Thanos · 31-35, M
@SW-User no I'm not suicidal 😅
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@Thanos 😆
Thanos · 31-35, M
@SW-User I'm happy being safety net 😅
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
Medical assistant
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@Deadcutie I’m sure there would be numerical lethal accidents in the circus for you to have a look at 😆
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
@SW-User well I’m sure, but a circus doesn’t hire medical examiners or csi....
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@Deadcutie It should lol
deadgerbil · 22-25, F
Feed the animals/take care of them.

I want to pet one of those big kitties :3🐅🦁
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@deadgerbil That would take courage!
Wishingwellguy · 46-50, M
Clown or the freak in the cage lol
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@Wishingwellguy Lol I’m surprised
AtheistsForJesus · 36-40, M
Engineer or lion trainer.
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@AtheistsForJesus Cool 😎
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
The Amazing Three Legged Man...lol =P
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@wildbill83 I see what you meant there 😏
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@pagandad The zookeeper. Got it
TacoCat · 22-25, M
The guy who does the thing
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@TacoCat What thing?
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Bouncer, if it needs one.
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@SW-User It’s always good to be well prepared so I think it does lol
dondon · M
Ticket salesman
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@dondon Decent job
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@GreenGoddess Cool 😎
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
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Mona86 · C
The lion tamer
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@Mona86 Good one
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@SW-User Sexy 😆
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@Maskeytheeagle Merman lol
GwydionFrost · 56-60, M
Although I'd be a good hawker, I'm pretty sure I'd be the Ringmaster.
SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M
A Clown Lion Tamer..

We'd be known as Jolly and Roger..
Fishy · F
Someone in the freak show
Zonuss · 41-45, M
The ringmaster. Why not. ☺
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@Zonuss The responsibility of being the ringmaster is pretty tough lol
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
Ringmaster, I think I can pull that crazed outlandish clown look off.

 
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