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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
The Stages of Sex:
Stage 1: Smurf Sex - You do it in every room of the house until you are blue in the face
Stage 2: Routine Sex - You only do it in the bedroom, doing the same thing
Stage 3: Hallway Sex - You pass each other in hall and say, "Fuck You"
Stage 4: Public Sex - When your wife screws you in divorce court
Stage 1: Smurf Sex - You do it in every room of the house until you are blue in the face
Stage 2: Routine Sex - You only do it in the bedroom, doing the same thing
Stage 3: Hallway Sex - You pass each other in hall and say, "Fuck You"
Stage 4: Public Sex - When your wife screws you in divorce court
