Isn't life grand when things fall off of shelves and hit you in the head?

Don’t feel bad, last week I was taking a box out of the closet and the ironing board fell down and hit me right on the head.

I took a pool noodle between the eyes today. Kid may be 8 but he’s got an arm.

Oh, you're doomed now!! 'Demonic possession', that's what you've got there! Starts withbooks and then the next thing is your chimney-pot falls off! Only thing you can do is always wear a saucepan on your head when leaving your house!

I laugh so hard when I do that to myself. Even when it hurts. I can see myself, like an out of body experience, and it's funny.

Omg ouch!