What would be the ' motto ' on your car's bumper sticker ?

"I 👎 bumper stickers."

If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch🐕

Unless you’re a hemorrhoid... get off my ass

My other car is a broom.

I'd rather be camping

# You do realize that driving is a privilege , Not a right! If I ever had one, which I've never had.. it would simply say: “ It’s quite possible that you are a fine human being, but you park like an asshole.” Nathan Fillion

You could have my Dick when you pry it from my cold dead hand

Scratch my car and ill rip ya fucking ears of.

He can't drive faster I'm sucking his dick.

I'm slow.

So, don't be a *****.