About the existence of sexes
- Why God created men and women?
- Because we all need someone to blame for our mistakes
- Because we all need someone to blame for our mistakes
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bookerdana · M
And God created Woman, giving her three breasts to nurse her young.
And God spoke, saying to her, "Woman I have created thee as I see fit, but mine is no longer the only opinion in the universe (sigh). Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?"
And Woman spoke, saying, "Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters, and you have given me two glorious hands, arms, feet, legs...etc.. I do not need but two breasts."
And God said, "Thou speak wisely, as I have created thee with wisdom."
There was a bolt of lightning, and it was done, and Woman stood there holding her third breast in her hand.
"That's wonderful, Lord... but what am I to do with this useless boob?" Woman asked.
And so it was that God created man.
And God spoke, saying to her, "Woman I have created thee as I see fit, but mine is no longer the only opinion in the universe (sigh). Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?"
And Woman spoke, saying, "Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters, and you have given me two glorious hands, arms, feet, legs...etc.. I do not need but two breasts."
And God said, "Thou speak wisely, as I have created thee with wisdom."
There was a bolt of lightning, and it was done, and Woman stood there holding her third breast in her hand.
"That's wonderful, Lord... but what am I to do with this useless boob?" Woman asked.
And so it was that God created man.
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bookerdana · M
Once again you think humor is a political or religious commentary
SW-User
why make genitalia on the first man
if there wasn't some plan for them anyway ?
and then after some time
He saw man was lonely and He created woman.....
and how
l o n g
was man lonely?
if a 1000 years can be a day and a day a 1000 years
too many q's
if there wasn't some plan for them anyway ?
and then after some time
He saw man was lonely and He created woman.....
and how
l o n g
was man lonely?
if a 1000 years can be a day and a day a 1000 years
too many q's
SW-User
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SteelHands · 61-69, M
@SW-User He created humans. He made them all. Male and female he made them.
The bible doesn't say what you think it says. Adam was the first living spirit. Eve came aftr him and was raised out of his rib (apparently this means dna, or diribonucleicacid.
Then the creator "breathed into them" giving them spirit and immortality.
The devil has been misleading a couple people about what genesis informs of and it's about time someone said so.
I wish I could tell you more. You'll just have to do your own reading. Its not that difficult to learn to read carefully. A little practice is all.
The bible doesn't say what you think it says. Adam was the first living spirit. Eve came aftr him and was raised out of his rib (apparently this means dna, or diribonucleicacid.
Then the creator "breathed into them" giving them spirit and immortality.
The devil has been misleading a couple people about what genesis informs of and it's about time someone said so.
I wish I could tell you more. You'll just have to do your own reading. Its not that difficult to learn to read carefully. A little practice is all.
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5thApprentice · 31-35, M
Was expecting a different punchline but ok. Lol.
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proteus · 51-55, M
@SteelHands Relax, no charade, no threat. I respect who you are. I am sure you had your journey in life, that shaped you and your beliefs. As we all have.
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proteus · 51-55, M
@SteelHands Let's see. You saw the kid and the woman in me. So that leaves you the only man around. How conveniently reassuring. Problem is, it's too agonisingly obvious to be real. If you only see your fears, you will have to live with them.