Why aren't you more ambitious?

Because sometimes I just feel like a proud rooster. And this occupies all of my time. 😂

I’m tired and kinda old

Because I’m in no hurry to get to the finish line. Too much to experience and enjoy on the path.

Cause I'm sick and tired of having my hopes continuously pulverized.

Because I have people who depend on me, and taking a risk wouldn't just affect me.

Because ambition means effort and I'm a lazy piece of shit.

Because i've learned over time i don't kiss ass for anybody.

Because what I want from life doesn't require it.

Because I'm lazy. And old. And depressed.

Don’t have the money

Why aren't you?

Can't be arsed

Excuse me?
*pulls out home made 60-fold Katana*
Wanna talk to me about ambition?