How do you answer the phone in your country?

Hello, who the hell is this?
Nobody calls me we either face book or text...

"just text me like a normal person"

Hello? Or if I'm at work thank you for calling "work" this is monroe speaking how may I help you?

We do this ritual dance, tap the back of the phone thrice, sip some tea and then say hello

"HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER? I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME AGAIN!"

"Hello?"

I don't.

Just 'hello' usually. If it's some information gatherer calling for marketing purposes I'm not giving them anything else.

What phone? Work phone, house phone?

Click the green button then say "hola, dime!"

I say "Hello" followed by the number.

I don't answer it.. I am unsociable :P

This is me. Is that you?

in Mandarin

Hello

Hello

Hi..

“Hello”. After retiring it took me awhile to stop wanting to answer with my company name.