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Tell me the worst pickup line you know

Looking for best answer here people. 🙃
MarkPaul · 26-30, M Best Comment
Feel my shirt material... you know what they call it...?
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@MarkPaul Oh lord. 😂
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User That's all I got. [Takes a gracious bow and backs up to the door]
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@MarkPaul 👏🏻 Stay cool man...

TacoCat · 22-25, M
There will be only 7 planets left after I destroy uranus
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@TacoCat 😯
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@TacoCat 🤣
Starfire111 · 26-30, F
Hey are you a motorcycle because I can see you between my legs . 😂
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@Starfire111 😏 😂
SW-User
“You be my curry, I’ll be your rice”
Captainawesome · 31-35, M
This worked but it's mid conversation younger sister said to her friend her older sister has a bf the girl I was keen on I asked if it was true she said no then I said you don't want to make your sister a liar now do you?
rfhh1959 · 61-69, M
When in college I said this to a woman in a bar when out with frat brothers [quote]I have a twelve inch tongue and breath through my ears[/quote]

All I can say is a daiquiri moves slowly through your hair
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@rfhh1959 😂
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
I looked at your profile pic and I thought you had something in your eye... and then I realized it was just your sparkle.
tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
Tried on me this Saturday...Good job I have my library card I'm totally checking you out.Uhhh!
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Wait... when you say you're looking for the "best," do you mean the "worst?"
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@MarkPaul The “best” of the “worst.” 😂
SW-User
You look good with clothes on, hopefully you might look better without them
Ladyryan · 51-55, F
“Hi, I want to know you more, you sound fun wanna chat?”

grrr. . .
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@Ladyryan 😂
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Hey babe, are you some habanero sauce cuz I find you hot
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Let's head to the rock quarry I'm a little boulder there
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
They should name a race track after you... because you got the curves.
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Kevin19 · 22-25, M
Your ass is like an onion!! It'll make a dude cry!
gdon39 · 41-45, M
*So, would you like to go tanning sometime?
ProfessionalHauler · 22-25, M
You're the css to my html. Web dev humor
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Call me milk, baby... cause I will do your body good.
AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
Wanna fuck? I think the disabled loo is free ;)
michelle44 · 56-60, F
fancy going dutch on a baby ?
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
Want sum fuk? Romantic I know
Hey baby wanna be picked up lol
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This face leaves at midnight........be on it....

 
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