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rckt148 · 61-69, M
Did it hurt when you fell ?
Heaven is missing an angel
it was cool the first time I heard it ,but after a million times
its like getting piercings and tattoos so you can be different
maybe 20 yrs ago
Heaven is missing an angel
it was cool the first time I heard it ,but after a million times
its like getting piercings and tattoos so you can be different
maybe 20 yrs ago
“Hey babe guess what goes together? You and me.” Pickup lines in general have a ZERO % success rate with me!
Ishtar · 22-25, F
@MsAnnThropy This one would only have a 0% success rate with anyone lol
SW-User
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.
SW-User
Hey, I forgot my name. Can I have yours?
Ishtar · 22-25, F
@SW-User lol 😂😂
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AnonymousPH · 31-35, M
Nice shoes. Wanna f***?!
Ishtar · 22-25, F
@AnonymousPH ewww
AnonymousPH · 31-35, M
My favorite response to a bad pick up line (I watched a girl use this on a friend of mine)
Her: Do you like sex and travel?
Him: hell ya!
Her: Good, then fuck off.
Her: Do you like sex and travel?
Him: hell ya!
Her: Good, then fuck off.
HifromJim · M
I really wouldn't want to repeat it.
Peekaboo20 · 26-30, F
"Let's make like carpet, and shag"