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I'm thinking of getting Life Alert ..

I would just use it when I felt like going out to get blackout drunk. This way I can press the button and say " help!... I've fallen and pissed myself and I can't get up ! " now you're getting a faster ride to a more luxurious setting you sleep it off in the hospital and you live to drink another day my friends

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Coyotedave611 · M

I'm glad I quit drinking when I did. I went to jail for a weekend for DUI. My cellmate had gotten into a car accident while driving and two people in a oncoming car were killed, he was crying the whole time I was there. Had it been me I could had killed myself from guilt. Just PLEASE be careful in the future.

Jibby · 56-60, C

@Coyotedave611 you do know this is fictitious don't you

Coyotedave611 · M

@Jibby Glad to hear it, maybe someone else will get the message.

katielass · F

you're too funny

Jibby · 56-60, C

@katielass Katie I'm just looking for an easier way to navigate through this world

katielass · F

@Jibby well, laughter helps you slide through doesn't it.

Jibby · 56-60, C

@katielass @katielass ur too cute

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

I needed one of those when I was 20.

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