Do you ever lift one of your ass cheeks to make the fart go silent?😂🤣

A son and his wife were seeking a new residence for his elderly mother. They wanted nothing but the best for her because they loved her so. They took her to a very expensive home and during the interview 'Mom' started to lean to the right. A vigilant attendant noticed and set her back up straight. A short time later Mom started to lean to the left. Again the attendant set her up straight. Son and his wife impressed with the care shown to Mom and so they sent the interviewer out of the room and excitedly asked Mom how she liked the place.
"I hate it", Mom said, "It is too clean".
"Too clean?", asked the son.
"Yes too clean". said Mom, "They won't even let an old lady fart".

Sometimes it goes in front 😱😳

Clutch your cheeks. Works better lol.

No, I've trained them better than that. 😅

Yes, but does not guarantee silence.🤣

No, but I lean to make it escape better.

At home, I just let them rip😂

I bet you are fun to sit next to! 😂

No I lean forward. 😁

Done that many times in public places and evacuated from the stench to not be suspected :D

Ive never farted😉

Yes. Lol