What have you recently failed at?

Running a steam-roller over my neighbour's smart-mouthed parrot!!

the wife wanted a bagle and i had them add some small cream cheese to the order since we didn't have any at home...she was pissed i paid a dollar extra

not recently but years ago i failed to out stare my Cat Buddy , he looked so serious , i burst out laughing and he won

Remembering my charger when walking upstairs.

Failed at holding on to someone special. X