Just saw a drunk get ran over and got up like it was nothing

Hhhhhmmmmm "Drinks my Beer fast to get super powers"

I came upon a drunk who broke his back
he stood up on a bed and p ed all over the floor
I shall never forget it

perhaps because he was only "ran over" instead of being "run over"?

They most likely cant tell theyre hurt.

now isn't that the damnedest thing.


how is that?

they are limber as all get out.