Can I marry food?

I wouldn't be surprised if indeed it is possible

probably, but i wouldn't recommend it. longevity, endurance & durability are important factors when considering marriage — food doesn't stay food for long

Well I suppose food is like some people - some are sweet and you more of it.Others give you bad heartburn and gas ⛽️ lol 😂

Can I get you married off? I wanna be a part of this joyous occasion.

Brb, getting ordained.

If a guy can marry an anime pillow then anything is possible.

By the power vested in me by the state of Wisconsin, I now pronounce you pizza and wife!

I dunno but you can definitely get pregnant by it. 🤷🏼

could marry a pig oooooh justsayin

Its hard to get a divorce 😊