If the US government shuts down on Friday, what would happen?

Nothing. It isn't a big deal.

The same thing will happen that always happens. A bunch of government employees will be forced to work with no promise of getting paid for their work.

Save money

We join the other shithole countries with useless politicians.

Don't know don't care

Then everyone will have a long weekend

welfare checks get bumped a day?

Mexico builds the wall

Government workers would be paid for 5 days instead of 4.. What a clever union...