Whats the best way to kill yourself?

Carbon monoxide poisoning. It is peaceful and painless and leaves your body undamaged for the funeral. Also if you decide halfway through you don't want to go through with it you can just turn off the car, open the garage door, and pretend you didn't just try to off yourself.

You know what's the dumbest trend nowadays with high school kids......the "Kill yourself" statement that they use as a "joke". I'm not sure if it's a thing everywhere but I guess it is at my little sisters high school. One day she came back from school and she told my younger brother to kill himself after he dropped water on the floor. Of course when i heard this I had no idea it was just a trend going on in school so I talked to her and said some things to straighten her out.

I’m not giving you any ideas

There is no good way. Panic and dread and pain (even if you're not the one experiencing it) any way you do it.

There is no "best" way.

Razor blades and lemon juice.

I'll PM you when I figure it out.