What's the best way to get people to stop showing you pics of their kids? Reply by licking your lips and whispering, "Oh f*ck, that's hot"

That's also a good way to end up with 20 to life and a cellmate with a hairy back.

*this has been bad life advice with NP tune in next week where NP teaches children how to clean the bathroom with both ammonia and bleach at the same time :D*

No, but seriously just say, "I don't give a shit about your snot nosed devil spawn, Janice!" Guaranteed to never fail.