If you found a working, abandoned alien ship in the woods, what would you do?

[sep]I would become a pilot. I 'm going on a trip! :)

Take a selfie

jump in ..flip that switch boommmmmmmmmmmmm ..see ya lol

Curiosity would overwhelm my common sense, and I'd go inside and check it out. 😊

Run!

Report it to the authorities. I would have no way of understanding how to pilot it.

Patent office. I'm going to have enough money to buy the planet.

Go and discover the universe!

I would jump into it,and would leave earth and would settle in another planet. So done with life and ppl around me

How could you tell if it was an "alien" ship or a... human ship? 😉

And what do you think I'd do if I saw an unmanned contraption that might be a delicate nuclear generator thingy thing? 🤔

Seeing how there is a super secret American Air Force base just a few hundred Km's down the road. I'd call them and tell them to come and pick it back up. Its just like them to leave their toys lying around.

I'd make a few test flights and abduct my friends.. Are you going with me on the REAL flight?

Thoroughly document it, write books about it and make videos and movies about it, get rich. Probably be killed by someone who wants it for themselves or some government wanting to study it.

Report it then keep a safe distance. I ain't getting caught up in that traphouse

👽 I would tell everyone not to worry it's only a little one and there's only one. What's the worst that could happen ya know what I mean, meh.

Run like fuck!
Who wants to spend the rest of their life living in area 51 at the government's pleasure!

How would I know it's in working condition? 🙄

Soil myself.

Look for the tutorials!

Yes Star Wars is real. I'm going to a Galaxy Far Far Away.

Phone the local council. I hate fly-tipping 😟