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Why do aliens probe people?

The best way to find out information about another life form is to put objects in its ass
Georgethealienguy · 51-55, M Best Comment
It is important to note that at this point, the ancient aliens know everything there is to know about us and that the probing at this point is done purely for entertainment purposes. I believe you are scheduled for a Saturday Matinee Double probing feature this weekend.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@Georgethealienguy This explains why the grocery store was out of popcorn.

They noticed we’re fond of sticking things in our orifices and decided to help.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
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Maybe... Their society runs on feces, and they have to produce it by a similar process that we would use for petroleum. So they see us as wonderous beings that naturally make their most precious fuel.

Kinda like Nibbler on [i] Futurama[/i].
NeloAngelo · 26-30, M
because the lines in your anus hold the secrets to the universe. we thought you had figured it out but instead saw you were reading palms. you humans will get it eventually
It is just the nature of their sensors, if you have an anal probe you probe with it, just like if you have a nail you hammer it.
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
If that's the case then why are the biggest a$$holes still walking around.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I know someone who might be able to help you with this.
RemovedUsername411079 · 41-45, C
They are just horny perverts.
whateverhappens · 26-30, F
chances are they dont

 
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