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hunkalove · 61-69, M
In a van, down by the river!
I came from a meteor in space from the planet of sexy and I was sent to earth in the hopes of plunging the Earth into eternal sexiness
Ishtar · 22-25, F
Did u succeed?@ThatOneMan
@Ishtar Working on it now
Ishtar · 22-25, F
@ThatOneMan good luck
Mustermann · 36-40, M
Can't remember but a bit like the Mr. Bean intro I think.
Ishtar · 22-25, F
@Mustermann that's how everyone is....ryt?
Mustermann · 36-40, M
Most likely, yes.
FurryFace · 61-69, M
i was born in a Furball coccoon spat out by a Giant Cat from Mount Olympus
WeighedDown · 36-40, M
Naked and afraid
Ishtar · 22-25, F
@WeighedDown must have been awful
WeighedDown · 36-40, M
@Ishtar I'm over it
Ishtar · 22-25, F
@WeighedDown glad to hear that
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Ishtar · 22-25, F
@waleskinder 😝
IAMMONARAHIMI · 36-40, F
everyone is either born by birth , through the vaginal region or a cezarian
IAMMONARAHIMI · 36-40, F
@thinkbigaboutlife lol
@IAMMONARAHIMI i never said anything about that. I was helping you with your very mispelled "cezarian". lol
IAMMONARAHIMI · 36-40, F
@thinkbigaboutlife i know, I knew I spelt it wrong but couldn't change it as the spell corrector couldn't show me, but the pronounciation of how I spelt it is correct, soooo
Repete · 61-69, M
Test tube I think as I remember. Maybe not but I think it all started with some kind of test something about making sure it has no holes in it but it did lol
DwayneLungu · 26-30, M
I was born 9 months after sexual fight my parents had in bed..
DwayneLungu · 26-30, M
@Ishtar how were u born?
Ishtar · 22-25, F
@DwayneLungu i was born the usual way
DwayneLungu · 26-30, M
@Ishtar ok
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
I came to the world in the usual way....
(derived from Harry Chapin, RIP)
(derived from Harry Chapin, RIP)
Ishtar · 22-25, F
@DragonFruit just like us
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lakergoy · 36-40, M
I hear it was from my mom, in a hospital... But i honestly don't remember
SW-User
naked, crying and with jaundice
Ishtar · 22-25, F
Ohhhhhhhhh@SW-User
celine211 · 22-25, F
i don't know probably by natural birth
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The same way all human beings came to earth 😊
PepperMint · 26-30, F
It was an accident
AbbySvenz · F
I hatched
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
Well they cut me from her abdomen
Ishtar · 22-25, F
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit that's horrific
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
@Ishtar Nah just a c section