What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit their job?

I worked with this one guy who liked to get shit faced often and one day he came in super fucked up off multiple drugs. He could barely even walk straight and his eyes were blood red and he could not speak properly. Watching him try and work was sooo fucking funny. Eventually the manager saw what was happening and they escorted him out of there.. never saw him again

my coworker hated our boss. I mean hated him.
told him to his face he wasn't doing his job

so she talked it over with her husband and he said between her retirement and his income they could swing it.

I heard her talking to HR and she asked them if she had to give two weeks notice to retire....they said nope.

so when I walked in one morning she was packing her things and getting ready to leave - I asked her when and she said as soon as our boss came in.

he walked in...she went into his office, dropped of her resignation and within 10 minutes she was gone

This one lady came back and went around to say her piece to everyone about how we betrayed her, then claimed she was going to kill herself. The police were called... good times.

Somebody screaming on the top of their lungs.