Surfcrab tip for today..
If tou are filling out a ridiculous amount of forms for whatever reason on an appointment.. keep asking the person who gave them to you what the question says..squint very dramatically as if you forgot your glasses..Tell them this..they will get so annoyed by the pestering..they'll just grab the forms and fill them out for you as you sit back and dictate.. Better living through Surfcrab..works every time