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PoizonApple · 41-45, F
"It happens to all guys."
ZenKitzune · F
@PoizonApple 😂
Majorlatency · M
Get off me!
SW-User
A friend of mine whose girlfriend of 3 years moved to Holland to study had the best breakup line.
"I'm sorry, I was in a car accident and the crash gave me amnesia. Could you please not contact me again?"
"I'm sorry, I was in a car accident and the crash gave me amnesia. Could you please not contact me again?"
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SW-User
Does my bum look big in this?
SW-User
@SW-User lmao!
SW-User
you're my soulmate
ZenKitzune · F
@SW-User ew
SW-User
It's not you; it's me
ZenKitzune · F
OHYEAAAH I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK!
SW-User
@ZenKitzune i thought you were being honest 😢
ZenKitzune · F
@SW-User of course, yours is the biggest I've ever had :)
SW-User
@ZenKitzune 🤗 *buys her new shoes*
InOtterWords · F
I'm FINE
"What's nine plus ten?"