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Are you a horrible cook?

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This was supposed to be vanilla cake but I messed it up bad. Everything I make looks gross like that.
SW-User
Actually I'm a pretty good cook and baker..

my specialty is German chocolate cake with homemade caramel coconut filling with dark chocolate fudge icing ..
oneofthree · 100+, M
@SW-User mm yes please that sounds great.
SW-User
You can make cake balls from that ,just add icing and shape into balls , freeze them then melt chocolate,dip frozen balls * giggles* into chocolate then set the balls on parchment paper to dry
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@SW-User or make pudding and have the cake with it, layered.
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StevenIzzi · 51-55, M
My first wife was such a bad cook that we prayed after we eat in hopes that the food would stay down.

Hell, The roaches were anorexic because they did not want her food either.
Loretta78 · 46-50, F
@StevenIzzi Your first wife? This could have been me!! 😂
shuhak · M
Too much liquid. If the batter looks too thin (runny) while mixing, add a tablespoon (or so) of flour until you have a smooth consistency. If batter is too thick, add a teaspoon (or so) of milk.
@shuhak yepp thats how i do it
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Takes practice, and you gotta pay attention and not be distracted....
Neurotoxin · 31-35, M
And I just found a hair in it FUCK
MeInCharge · 41-45, M
@Neurotoxin Lol. I was going to offer some words of encouragement but that is a mess.
I can cook. Do you want my help? 🙂
I'm a very good chef...that looks like mash potato 🤣 Try again if you follow the instructions it should work. Good Luck and happy cooking!! its fun when you get the hang of it. ☺
Neurotoxin · 31-35, M
@Cutiepi23 that was my second attempt. Tre first time I used peppermint extract on accident and I died
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@Neurotoxin 4 cup of flour u kn that right?????
Neurotoxin · 31-35, M
@Elizabeth28 uh I get teaspoon and tablespoon mixed up because the abbreviations confuse me. I have to write the full words out or else
@Neurotoxin no wonder lollll
4 cups of flour
1 table sloo of magic power
Same thing for baking soda
4 eggs
1 cup of milk
1 cup of sugar
Mix voila learn your abreviation learn
unknownpoetx · 36-40, M
it's really hard to mess up cake. dafuk you did? you just have to mix the right quantity of ingredients. it's not rocket science. a 5yo can do it easily.
Neurotoxin · 31-35, M
@unknownpoetx yeah I'm the one who burns canned soup
JustAnotherPizzaLover · 22-25, M
Well, I am an excellent cook if you judge me by how my instant microwave noodles turn out... 😂 I just push a button and turn a knob and it's fantastic!
Loretta78 · 46-50, F
I am! I even think I am the most horrible cook and worst housewife this world has ever seen! 😝
I don't believe it. @Loretta78
Loretta78 · 46-50, F
@Spoiledbrat I am. It's true. 😥
Cake cookies muffins pie turkey chicken roast beef bbq fish padta i do it all
Strawberry9999 · 31-35, F
I'm okay, I guess. Some things I make don't come out looking great
oneofthree · 100+, M
Add some custard and I bet it will look great.
SW-User
I'm not bad. I'm not fantastic either though.
Tooo much water not enough flour
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