Do you fart yourself awake?

I farted so hard I ended banging against the ceiling

No but my dog does this and stares at his butt for a good 30 seconds wondering what the hell just happened.

Last month one night it scared me and I woke up with a gun in my hand..

I think I need a McVodka now and super size it!

Most nights yeah

Haha never. But have woke from partners farts.

dont have a bomb bottom so no

Yeeeees!