What is indirect way of asking someone to finger you?

When I sat down on the chair a chess piece got lodged in my kitty. But my fingers aren't skinny and long enough to get it out. Wanna help me?

It's Simple : Don't Ask them , Show them , If your in the privacy of your room in the middle of foreplay just take them by their wrist and guide their hand to where you want it , They'll figure out the rest .

Hi what's your name? Never mind just get your finger up my skirt already!?

I have an itch up right beside my g spot.......mind getting that for me?

I don't know, I'm usually just direct about it.

Please rear end me.

Spread for them.