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Wanna know how to get a Girl Friend in 5 easy steps?

1.Whenever you find a chicken at school? ask a bully to give you a wedgie. now go walk up to this Hot Chicken student and say: "I found out I came from my MOTHER!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT???"

When you scare her off, shes letting you know the game called "Play Tag" She wants you to chase after her.

2. Run up to her and slap those double whoopers as she screams!!!

3. Then Whisper in her ear: "Where does the bathroom find me"?

4. If shes blonde? Cut her hair really quick and then sell it at the Gold and Silver Shop.

5. Go to the police station where she is reporting the Accident.
Give her some cash for selling her hair.
Kiss her and say I love you!
gummybearsF
Are you high? 馃槀
SW-User
@gummybears no. just insane :)
gummybearsF
@SW-User At least you admit it 馃槑
FreeSpirit151-55, F
Put the bong down,you've had too much.
abe18246-50, M
Andrew19EightyFive36-40, M
馃 Is this a tested theory? Or wild speculation?

 
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