Genesis from God's POV [Spirituality & Religion]

This, as far as I can tell, is God's thought process during the events of Genesis.

"I'm bored. I'll make a universe. Lots of stars here, here, and here, and I'll put some nice pretty planets around them. Now, let's see you... I'm going to focus on this one planet. I'll just populate this one.

"That's a lot of nice animals, but none of them can talk to me. Even though I knew that going in, I regret that now. I'm going to make people. This should be fun!

"There they are. And now, even though I know what they're going to do, I'm going to put this tree right here in the middle of this Garden. But I'm going to tell them not to touch it.

"Oh, no! The people I made ate the fruit from the tree I told him not to touch, just like I knew they would! Now I have to punish them! Out of the garden they go!

"Hey, look at that! They've got two sons. This will work out. Oh, wait, one of the sons is dead. Who could have done it? I'll just ask the other son if he knows. I'm sure he'll be honest with me, even though I know every thought that runs through his head.

"I'm shocked! Cain killed Abel? Well, I'd better banish him, but first I'll put a mark on his head so that none of the other people I failed to think about up until this moment will kill him."

SOME TIME LATER

"Well, that was stupid. Even though I knew exactly how it would turn out, I regret making people, because they're doing what I knew they would. I know! Even though I know how this will turn out, I'll flood the world, kill all the people except for one family. A little inbreeding will do them good."

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NorthernBear · 51-55, M

After the first couple paragraphs I just skimmed. But right off the bat you got it out of order. In Genesis the earth came first, before any stars. Then the sun and moon were created in a day, and all the (other) stars on a later day. "Other" is in parentheses because Genesis doesn't say "other" because the writer didn't know the sun was a star. And people believe that! So sad.

OogieBoogie · F

I watched something recently that was interesting.

It basically talked about the original source of 'the thought" .
And how this original being of the highest domension, who could think things into existence , decided to create other beings similar to itself .
And as each of these generations of beings were created , their 'essence' became diluted....so then it took two beings energy to create. And they became lower dimensional beings.

But one rebelled, went a little crazy with jealousy - It wanted to be like the original "god"

So it created its own beings , by itself ...even though its 'essence ' wasn't pure enough.

But these beings were of so low quality ...they couldn't exist in the spiritual plane ....they became physical.

They still had spirituality, but not enough to have a total spiritual existence.
And being physical...their bodies died off.

And the original "thought" knew of this . He didn't want to destroy creations of his creation, so he made his own physical being , to teach these poor bustard made beings , that there was more to them beyond their physical life ...that they were indeed spiritual beings ...and didn't have to die.
That if they followed the original purity of spirit ...they could become pure spiritual beings.

And here started a spiritual conflict , between the lower God and the original "thougnt".
The God didn't want to lose any of his creations, broken as they were .

Sounding familiar?

I've always wondered why Jesus was gentle and kind, and God was wrathful and violent .

I think There are beings, and levels of existence we are yet to even perceive.

And we are but a fungus in a cosmic petrie dish. 😁

LordShadowfire · 46-50

@OogieBoogie I don't know. I mean, I guess that's less ridiculous than the original story.

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