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Did you know I'm going to seduce your dad tomorrow night [Spirituality & Religion]

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Promiscuity is not attractive at your age. Have some respect about yourself.
@LadyGrace 🤷‍♀️
This is in the wrong section.
@LadyGrace why?
indyjoe · 56-60, M
Be my guest...I'll lend you the shovel.
SW-User
Good luck, he's been dead for 18 years
@SW-User I can bring him back to life
SW-User
@Marta That would be nice
Jlhzfromep · M
Was this message meant for my kids?...lol
Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M
Ah, a necromancer 😏
GodSpeed63 · 61-69, M
Did you know that'd be a miracle since my dad passed away in 1989?
GodSpeed63 · 61-69, M
@Marta [quote]another one[/quote]

Another what?
@GodSpeed63 a user who has no father look at all the answers
GodSpeed63 · 61-69, M
@Marta [quote]a user who has no father look at all the answers[/quote]

I have a Father in a manner of speaking. He's Yahweh, the one true God, who lives forever and He loves you no less than He loves me. Hid desire is that you dwell in paradise with Him and all the saints who love Him. Will you give your heart to Jesus today? No, not your heart of flesh but of your spirit.
SW-User
Man, literally anyone can seduce my dad. He's a man hoe and I don't live with him.
@SW-User so it's all go then
SW-User
@Marta Yeah. Steal his wallet and give me 100 bucks while you're at it pls
@SW-User I always take the wallet when they sleep
Quizzical · 46-50, M
You'll need a shovel and a ouija board
Quizzical · 46-50, M
@Marta I was just reading through the comments and I realised the same, lol

I tell you what, as a favour to you, I'll take his place 😁
@Quizzical you sweet talker 👅
Quizzical · 46-50, M
@Marta You just leave that tongue sticking out... We'll be needing it 😏
xixgun · M
Did you know my Dad has been dead the better part of twenty years?
@xixgun I don't mind
xixgun · M
@Marta He was also cremated
He died last year, and was a total and complete jackass... But sure, have fun.
Good luck... i'm sure he'll enjoy raping you and battering you...
SW-User
Go for it 👍 ooo, my new stepmom!
@SW-User you like?
SW-User
@Marta 😏 yes.
Ian123 · 61-69, M
You may just have a problem with that
@Ian123 why
Ian123 · 61-69, M
@Marta Died in 1994 so is a little beyond being seduced 😀
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
Are you sure? Hes 94.
@Eddiesolds perfect
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Marta lol! Just dont kill him.🙂
Excellent, I'll bet he'll like you. LOL
SW-User
Hit me up with his address.
and me without kids. curse the luck.
You're a little too old for his taste
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
I’ll pass the info on to my kids
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
Lock up your dads!
rahulk · 22-25, M
he'd love it
DDonde · 31-35, M
👴 Hello yes haha it is me, my dad!
@DDonde hi
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@Stereoguy yes 🤔 why
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