When you read the bible, what makes you think it is of divine origin? [Spirituality & Religion]

@inuviate Oh well, I'm convinced.

@Allelse you better be or else you'll be burning in Hell

@inuviate Blackmail and intimidation eh!?! Well in that case I might aswell become a satanist now, help save time later, get on his good side early.

@Allelse You will be punished eternally

@inuviate Nah I'm gonna see if I can get a job as one of those pink fellows from Doom with the horns, that throw the green stuff. I reckon I could do that.

@Allelse accept Jesus into your heart

@inuviate Nah I'm not gonna stand for blackmail and intimidation!!! I'm joining the big red fellow, so I can become one of those 6 foot pink fellows with the horns, who throw the green stuff.

@Allelse I wanna throw green stuff too

@inuviate Well I'll put in a good word for you with the big guy.

This might be us someday -

@Allelse that looks like fun

@inuviate I wonder if you'll get to have great big pink boobies, with green nipples.

@Allelse Ew green nipples

@inuviate Maybe you can shoot sulphuric acid out of them!!!

@Allelse kinky

@inuviate

Well ok, but what qualities about the bible indicate to you that it is of divine origin?